Saturday, May 3, 2014
Wednesday, April 23, 2014
Remember when Kathy Griffin was a bitch to Demi Lovato and Demi was all
Sunday, March 9, 2014
1. First kiss: Michael in 6th grade
2. Best friends/people you trust: Sarah
3. Last phone call with: my mom on sunday
4. Last text message to: my mother
5. Last time you cried: I’m sure I cried at some point today
This is what I learned to do tonight. I’m so cool!
All life is sacred. Which is why I will raise these babies until they find homes. No matter how creepy they may be.
Friday, March 7, 2014
This will be my next tattoo. Probably on the outside of my foot, or wrapping around my ankle. I can’t wait.
Thursday, December 26, 2013
Who is he? You light up when you talk about him. Your whole demeanor changes. You sound happy. Genuinely happy.
My boss just said this to me. If only it were that simple.
Sunday, November 10, 2013
what are you gonna bring to christmas dinner
my negative attitude and sparkling personality
it sucks being the ugly quiet rude sarcastic emotionally unstable friend with the attention span of a goldfish
i’ve never read something so accurate