it sucks being the ugly quiet rude sarcastic emotionally unstable friend with the attention span of a goldfish
i’ve never read something so accurate
having difficulty with the transition from ‘impressive child’ to ‘below-average adult’
when i’m in my forties and i’m eating dinner with my family in our suburban home, my rebellious teenage daughter will be eating across from me and say “mom have you ever heard of that vintage band one direction” and i’ll choke for a few minutes before looking off into the distance and whispering “eat your peas, margaret”
When a co-worker shares way too much personal information with me
My daily life.