Saturday, May 3, 2014

Remember when Kathy Griffin was a bitch to Demi Lovato and Demi was all

Wednesday, April 23, 2014

81 secrets; 
1. First kiss: Michael in 6th grade
2. Best friends/people you trust: Sarah
3. Last phone call with: my mom on sunday
4. Last text message to: my mother
5. Last time you cried: I’m sure I cried at some point today

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blaperture-mesa:

incrediblyhipster:

migasm:

theflavourofyourlips:

4gifs:

Why you shouldn’t microwave a cell phone

it’s like the rebirth of Voldemort

HOLY SHIT

REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN BECAUSE AT ONE POINT IT LOOKS LIKE THERE IS A MOUTH OPENING AND CLOSING

WHAT THE EGFUTCKT

But why even?

blaperture-mesa:

incrediblyhipster:

migasm:

theflavourofyourlips:

4gifs:

Why you shouldn’t microwave a cell phone

it’s like the rebirth of Voldemort

HOLY SHIT

REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN BECAUSE AT ONE POINT IT LOOKS LIKE THERE IS A MOUTH OPENING AND CLOSING

WHAT THE EGFUTCKT

But why even?

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

Sunday, March 9, 2014
This is what I learned to do tonight. I’m so cool!

This is what I learned to do tonight. I’m so cool!

All life is sacred. Which is why I will raise these babies until they find homes. No matter how creepy they may be.

All life is sacred. Which is why I will raise these babies until they find homes. No matter how creepy they may be.

This will be my next tattoo. Probably on the outside of my foot, or wrapping around my ankle. I can’t wait.

This will be my next tattoo. Probably on the outside of my foot, or wrapping around my ankle. I can’t wait.

Friday, March 7, 2014
Who is he? You light up when you talk about him. Your whole demeanor changes. You sound happy. Genuinely happy. My boss just said this to me. If only it were that simple.
Thursday, December 26, 2013
  • my mom: what are you gonna bring to christmas dinner
  • me: my negative attitude and sparkling personality

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Sunday, November 10, 2013

paradacsa-an:

jaceheromdale:

it sucks being the ugly quiet rude sarcastic emotionally unstable friend with the attention span of a goldfish

i’ve never read something so accurate

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